OKay on the note of Hermann having phone sex wiht an actual phone im going to bed goodnight everyone

somethingsmellslikepledge:

Omg this is the cutest babe I’ve ever drawn. Thanks to snollyg0ster for the wonderful suggestion! It was too cute to pass up!

hotsuburbandad:

bamyasi:

cooldudebro:

petition for the tumblr mods to ban all the tumblr famous with over 200 followers. they are full of themselves and are all assholes and they are impossible to avoid. let me blog in peace -_-

destroy the tumblr famous bourgeoise

Distribute followers/notes equally amongst the proletarians

Anaconda is completely fucking lodged in my head now god damnit

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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official-melissa-mccarthy:

ive been searching high and low for this one 

shanghai-ohgolly:

Important things:

  • Chubby owl dudes
  • Beefy, muscular eagle dudes
  • Slender cardinal dudes
  • ANY AND ALL BIRD DUDES

hickeybickeyboo asked

you have very poofy hair, it makes me think of you as part lion. I like that

padnote answered